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Return
to the Forbidden Planet
Based on a 1950's sci-fi movie (that
was itself based on Shakespeare's The Tempest), this is
a comedic musical made up of Shakespearean quotes, special effects,
a monster, a large tv screen, and a live band -- playing 20+ classic
rock songs (Great Balls of Fire, Wipeout, All Shook Up, Gloria
and more). Confused? Amazed? You're not alone.
This show was very popular in England and won the
Olivier Award for Best Show in 1990 (beating Miss Saigon).
Unfortunately, because of the way it's written, you need to have
a great understanding of Shakespeare and British humor to be able
to appreciate and follow the story. In short, it's quite convoluted.
That being said, all the more credit goes to our production team
and cast for putting together a show that audiences absolutely adored
with several people returned to see the show several times.
My role in this show was unusual to say the least. I played "Ariel"
the robot, who was the creation/assistant to the mad and misunderstood
Dr. Prospero. I was also on rollerblades the entire time. It made
for an interesting and challenging experience.
As is the case with many special effects shows, one
of the most interesting parts of the process for me was the costume
and makeup. Getting into the costume (envisioned by local effects-wizard
Loren Burghout, with supplemental execution by costumer-extrordinaire
Lynn McQuown and myself) was a challenge to say the least. In the
end, I had to make a list of two dozen steps to follow to be able
to get into my character. Thank goodness for my dresser, the brave
Sam Hyde (what made him so "brave" in a moment).

The metal
man with his talented choreographer and wife, Melanie.
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It went something like this. I would
arrive at the theatre approximately an hour and a half before curtain.
After my mike check and before makeup, I would put on my specially
crafted t-shirt (with a number of heavy duty snaps sewed into it)
and my silver spandex hood. By putting these on first, I wouldn't
smudge my makeup later. I would then spend 20+ minutes putting on
my silver face-makeup, working very carefully to keep it smooth.
It's very difficult to get silver makeup to spread evenly since,
as any Tin Man will tell you, it's very oily and slides on your
skin quite a bit.
Once that was finished, Sam and I
would insert the red glow sticks (like the thin glowing bracelets
you see on the Fourth of July) into rubber tubing running throughout
the main suit. The main body suit was actually part of a monster
costume from the original Power Rangers kids tv-show. Loren
removed many of the extra parts and painted the remaining suit silver.
The next step was to pull on the legs
that were made of latex and foam rubber. The legs wouldn't bend
very much, so Sam would put on the rollerblades for me. They had
to be very tight since I had limited mobility in the suit and had
to be somewhat acrobatic onstage. My feet and legs were pretty "smushed"
after each show from the pressure but it was necessary.
Once that was done, Sam added the
dryer hose arms (which secured to the snaps on my t-shirt) and then
the massive torso which zipped up the back and clipped down below.
A heavy-duty belt, made of spray-painted computer mice and components,
held my microphone pack in place and the cord ran up the back part
of the torso and was taped to my head.
We then added four heavy-duty sweatbands
on my arms and some long silver gloves (to cover my wrists). The
sweatbands held the gloves in place and soaked up the sweat from
my arms. Without these, after a three-minute fight sequence, my
sweat would drip out of my dryer hose arms and make puddles on the
stage -- distracting for the audience and dangerous for anyone on
wheels.
On
top of the long gloves, we added some heavy-duty robot gloves. The
hood would be pulled up over much of my head and round welder goggles
would be added. Then, I'd put on a Lazer Tag helmet that,
for some reason, I'd saved since the 1980's. It looked great but
there was a recurring beeping noise in my ear that was annoying
at times. My various blinking lights would be turned on and I'd
be ready to go.
Since the costume was so hot, I spent my offstage
moments in front of an air conditioner duct or outside in the cool
air. I'd also chug large quantities of water, Gatorade and electrolyte-filled
Smart Water. Once I was inside the suit, there was no practical way
to take part of it off between entrances. By midway through act two,
I would be so hot and sweaty that my goggles would fog up onstage
and I couldn't see anything for the last half hour of the show.
Getting into the costume was a long chore but getting
out was much quicker. Unfortunately for Sam (remember I called him
"brave?") it was a bit gross. By the time the show was
over, every inch of me and the costume was drenched in my sweat
-- like someone had thrown me fully-dressed into a swimming pool.
And it was Sam's job, bless him, to get me out of it. Airing out
and washing all of the drenched pieces was a nightly chore that
quite honestly I don't miss in the least.
With such a physically taxing role, it became quickly
apparent that I had to carefully watch my health. I work out regularly
which helped and I also bumped up my healthy caloric and fluid intake
quite a bit. Through my diligence, I'm happy to say I didn't lose
any weight or suffer any serious physical problems during the production.
As I said, this show is a tough one
to produce and pull-off. I am happy to say that our team did it,
largely due to an extraordinary amount of hard work and teamwork.
If someone dropped a line or missed a step, there were several actors
and musicians right there to get the show back on track. In terms
of live theatre, it doesn't get much better than that.

The crazy cast
and the crew of Return
to the Forbidden Planet.
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